Tag: satire
group name: mondayssuck
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May 31, 2008 04:30 PM EDT --
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site http://www.god-101.com/
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July 03, 2008 04:11 PM EDT --
Well, not exactly, but lots of other dreams up for inspection here today.
The Perspective research department has done extensive analyses of dreams from everyone sleeping around the office here and . . . more
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August 14, 2008 10:01 AM EDT --
I have had this in my files for a few months now and almost forgot about it until I stumbled across it yesterday.
Very good advice here.
I think I'll turn it into a plaque.
What does it . . . more
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August 17, 2008 10:36 AM EDT --
What is a Cat?
1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they . . . more
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May 16, 2008 03:04 PM EDT --
After years of research the Perspective Research Department has come up with some surprising statistics about homosexuals.
(Or Gays, as they prefer to be called!)
Although not a strictly scientific . . . more
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February 11, 2008 07:12 PM EST --
There is somebeody out there who apparently doesn't like what I write so they are giving me a rating of 1 on everything I write.
I have a strong, no make that positive idea, that it . . . more
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August 18, 2008 06:43 PM EDT --
A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned . . . more
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May 24, 2008 05:36 PM EDT --
A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court!
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available . . . more
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June 25, 2008 07:48 PM EDT --
Well a few days off and now back to work, but since it is now officially summer let's keep things on a light note.
Our world has changed a lot in the last while and no matter how bad you think . . . more
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June 28, 2008 01:20 PM EDT --
Believe it or not kids, there are some people who really still believe that the Earth is flat, and nothing will convince them otherwise! No sir!
But then again that shouldn't come as too . . . more
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July 10, 2008 10:50 PM EDT --
Since the announcement that Jay Leno would be giving up his job as host of the tonight show there has been a lot of conjecture about what he is going to do next.
This is of special concern to Mr. . . . more
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July 12, 2008 09:49 PM EDT --
Hot off the wire!
Yellow margarine may soon be allowed in Quebec grocery stores after the province's cabinet quietly agreed to change a 21-year old law that forbids any coloured form of the oily . . . more
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July 17, 2008 07:17 PM EDT --
The people in Quebec City are celebrating their 400th birthday party on the Plains of Abraham and they have invited Paul McCartney to help them celebrate.
Well, sort of!
A small group of sovereignist . . . more
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July 27, 2008 02:26 PM EDT --
I am constantly getting in deep do-do for calling people idiots, so being accused of arrogance is nothing new to me, but damnit, when I'm right, I'm right. End of story!
Here's some people . . . more
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May 31, 2008 08:17 AM EDT --
If ya ain't confused yet bunky, then this'll do it!
-Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
-Why doesn't glue . . . more
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May 31, 2008 09:04 PM EDT --
The argument!
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site http://www.god-101.com/ . . . more
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June 08, 2008 07:25 PM EDT --
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site http://www.god-101.com/
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April 26, 2008 10:26 AM EDT --
I just had a sudden revelation about all these religious fanatics and rather than get upset at their stupidity I should be embracing them and their ideals.
NO, REALLY!
It doesn't matter whether . . . more
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May 26, 2008 10:27 AM EDT --
If you haven't heard by now the latest Mars Lander Probe touched down on the Martian surface last night and immediately began it's exploration of the surface looking for the location of intelligent . . . more
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June 11, 2008 10:58 PM EDT --
I would like to address the issue of Racism today.
The reason for this is because our Prime Minister, Stephen Harper, went on national television this afternoon and apologized to all the Native Americans . . . more
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